In quest of ultimate randomness

What if at this moment you had a great idea that was so big you’d be financially set for life and doing something that you absolutely love?

If Jack Frost was a human, would he be able to tell you that he has spent at least part of his life nipping at people’s noses?

Can life be better with a dryer that has never left a load of clothes wet?

Some people say they’re not gamblers, but in my view, everyone’s a gambler every time they buy something–including this story. Thank you in advance for purchasing.

The roof that lives over this blog is stronger and more protective than any house roof advertised on television.

I’m not afraid to admit I feel better after a buzz cut.

I spent what should have been the first hour composing something, fixing my Zorin OS install on the PC.

It was uneventful save for the fact I knew it would lead to a complete lack of continuity in this piece. And it has.

Bob Skelley

Why is it so difficult to determine if being hungry makes you a hungry writer?

You’re probably not hungry for anything once you’ve eaten something substantial.

When this happens to my dogs, I like to refer to full belly syndrome.

It’s a common side effect of eating too much and feeling like taking a nap.

So, one conclusion to draw on all this is that not being a hungry writer can make you less of a writer in one way.

You’re not hungry, Bob!

Not anymore, Stan.

I wouldn’t say I’m much of a writer at all at the moment.

I feel more like taking a nap.

Secondly, if you are a hungry writer, in a sense you are ultra passionate (who says that?) about writing, does it matter if you are actually hungry?

Stay with me here.

I’m going to wrap all this up in a tidy bow.

First, I’ll post the lead sentence of this post for your convenience and finally get back to it.

What if at this moment you had a great idea that was so big you’d be financially set for life, and you would be doing something that you absolutely love?

What, did you think I was trying to pitch you something? I’ve never had a great idea like that where I had (that kind of) money, and also an activity I love. C’mon guys!

I’ve had money, just not tons of it. I guess you could say this blog is something that I absolutely love doing, though.

If Jack Frost was a human, would he be able to tell you that he has spent at least part of his life nipping at people’s noses?

I’m leaning towards saying yes, he would, as the fake, non-human Jack Frost would be living rent-free in his head while he nipped people’s noses.

Can life be better with a dryer that has never left a load of clothes wet?

I know what you’re thinking. This one is easy, right? It’s a yes or no answer question. I think most answers are not easy because they’re yes or no.

That’s because there are really no yes or no answers, as the person asking the question inadvertently wants to know why yes or why no, to some detail.

I’m personally experiencing this Shangri-La as we speak. And much like the “guilty with an explanation” defense, I must continue.

The dryer is pretty quiet–kind of the first thing you notice if your previous dryer, like ours, had a broken drum.

We’ve tried most of the settings, and each one just works–like Macs used to.

Well, I’m trying to avoid any more computer glitches, except for the ones that end up actually making it into a blog.

I was a little worried when I mentioned it earlier.

But this piece has ended up just fine.