Extolling the virtues of kale

I had a big bowl of kale, onion, and hot pepper today.

No meat.

I don’t know why I went there, but I did.

Now, I’m waiting for my kale-induced superpowers to kick in.

What might eating kale for lunch do to one’s body and system?

I don’t know, but I do know that the kale had a heckuva kick to it. The red pepper sprinkles must have been at least partly responsible for that.

My better half most definitely bandies about kale.

Heck, it’s bandied about by health-conscious eaters nationwide.

I know my main reason for loving kale is for what it does to my inner body.

I think there are outer body uses for it as well, though.

Someone, somewhere, has to have a recipe for essential kale oil. This might be useful for any variety of skin ailments. I hope science proves this out to be soon if it hasn’t already.

I also feel in addition to benefiting our bodies inside and out, there should be other uses for kale the word.

The Kale has the ball.

Bingo!

A sports team called Kale. The Boston Kale has a nice ring to it.

Or maybe just Boston Kale and skip the word ‘the’ in front of Boston.

How about a seat cushion made out of kale?

They have hemp seat cushions. Why not kale?

If you were starving, you could even eat your seat sometime. You knew I was going there, didn’t you?

I mentioned waiting for my kale superpowers to kick in. I’m kind of still waiting for that at this point in the story.

What about kale as a superhero?

All hail Kale, King of the Greens (we’re not talking golf here, either, so please take note).

You could add to Kale’s superhero title at some point in his evolution, too. All hail Kale the Procrastinator. You gotta love Kale, even when he puts off hanging your door until tomorrow.

How about Kale as a time zone?

Eastern, Pacific, Central, Mountain, and Kale for most viewing audiences.

How about Kale as a physical therapist or clairvoyant. I’d opt for the latter.

What about kale force winds?

I know we already have kale chips. Not a fan, however. Perhaps kale beer has made inroads in California and other destinations. I’m really not sure, though.

Get the kale outta here occasionally comes to mind.

You haven’t traveled ’til you set kale.

Kale ale, anyone?

Kales by comparison.

Jack and Jill went down the hill to fetch a kale of water. That, makes absolutely no sense. Sorry.

When you’re jonesing for kale, it’s time to kale you something.

Keto, Kato, and Kale: 3 K’s you can learn something from. Future headline, don’t let me forget. Occasionally remind me.

It’s raining kale said no one ever until now.

Kale is like a good friend–rarely there, but they’ll say nice things at your hall of fame induction.

What do Kale and drummers have in common? They like to hang out with musicians.

If I never see kale again, it’ll be too soon.