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Food, friends and zombies go better with beer

In Uncategorized on March 30, 2013 at 2:51 pm
Beer taps in a pub in London, UK.

Beer taps in a pub in London, UK. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

We live in fantastic beer-drinking times.

There are more craft beers available than ever before and this is a good thing for those who enjoy their barley pop.

These days beer drinkers are not whom you’d think they are. Beer drinkers encompass all walks of life. I feel if walking dead from the zombie apocalypse were accurately portrayed on TV’s hugely popular Walking Dead series, they’d be beer drinkers, too (just think of the story-line possibilities and how the ratings would soar through the roof).

If we haven’t already, perhaps we’ll see beer-drinking zombies in future shows (note to Walking Dead creators—click on my “CONTACT US” link at the top of bobskelley.com and hit me up for some original, zombie beer-drinking character script ideas. Here’s one you can run with to get you started—you know how you kill zombies with a bullet to the head? Well, the beer drinking zombies will just smile at you with what remains of their faces when you try that).

Speaking of beer-drinking zombies

Some of the most prolific beer drinkers around remain professional athletes. I guess that hasn’t changed much; just the quality of the beers consumed has.

And therein lies the rub.

Domestic beer consumption has been flat (pun very much intended) for quite a while now, although you wouldn’t know it by the amount of commercials for Bud, Coors and Miller products we are bombarded with while watching the NCAA basketball tournament. These days, veteran and newbie beer drinkers alike are like kids in candy stores when it comes to their beer choices, and, this is how it should be.

A Kranz (wreath) of Kölsch beer.

A Kranz (wreath) of Kölsch beer. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Hearty craft beers on tap in your favorite pubs and restaurants can accentuate the overall dining experience.

It is really worth a few minutes of extra time to both peruse the menu of draft beer available as well as ask your server for suggestions and information. And although I’ve seen the t-shirts that read, “Beer is food,” it really is not. As such, we should not substitute copious numbers of brewskis in lieu of healthy eating.

As a lager lover, I was originally disappointed that the good majority of craft beers available had been ales. I’ve been pleased in recent times, however, to see lagers make their way to the overall beer selection rotation available, in my local establishments.

When I left Colorado it was the number one microbrewery state in the country. Maybe it still is. It sure was fun to tour the different tap rooms available that made this state with the active lifestyle, just a little less active (while enjoying some of the fine grog).

Beer drinking should be a social experience, and the way taprooms I visited in Colorado were set up, it absolutely was. Everyone in attendance at these establishments was friendly, representing the beer-drinking community quite well (ooh just thought that a zombie-themed tap room might add to that sense of community, hmm—c’mon Louisville, KY brew pubs, you should run with this one).

If all you are going to do this Saturday afternoon is meet up with some friends and have a couple of beers, consider adding some beer cheese to your get together, too.

I never had beer cheese until I came to Louisville. It’s melted cheese with some kind of bread—typically of a soft pretzel-like consistency. It has similar beer-absorbing properties akin to pizza, too, just not as elaborate as say, a meat-lovers pie with double-thick crust.

An order or two of beer cheese is also great for those awkward moments of silence that can sometimes happen during a conversation.

After taking a bite of bread and cheese, your reinvigorated taste buds will usually prompt a return to discussion of some kind.

Did you watch any of last week’s Walking Dead marathon?”

“Yeah, I did!”

Can we get another round, please?”

 

Better than Seinfeld: A blog almost about nothing

In Uncategorized on March 5, 2013 at 4:29 pm

 

Primitive Word Processor

Primitive Word Processor (Photo credit: DaleC/@flickrfumes)

I heard someone complaining the other day that their life was so busy they didn’t have time to waste time on the Internet anymore and it got me to thinking (I know, a dangerous proposition).

As I’m not actually having conversations with anyone so much as I am hearing snippets of other peoples’ chats (nosy? No, I just have big ears) as I go about my day, I found myself agreeing with this person.

Our expectations are for immediate gratification when we are on the Internet. That’s great, too, as with broadband, we are able to be concise and efficient with our searches and for the most part are able to find what we’re looking for and then move on.

During the dial-up days we used to multi-task a lot more. We used to exercise, make coffee, crack open a frosty cold beverage (or two or three), make pancakes, love and not war, do laundry, even, while we waited for pages to load. It was fine, too. Just like when you were a kid (alright, maybe not when you were a kid) and black and white TV was all there was and it was just fine.

“I wish I could hang out on Facebook a lot like I used to!”

Me too.

Today especially, I didn’t have the time, but wanted my Facebook status to be something like, “I hate it when I tie my sneakers in double knots, forget I’ve done so, and then curse when I’m trying to take them off at the end of the day and end up creating a bad knot that takes me way too long to undo before I can take the sneaks off.”

These kinds of moments, at least for me, are reminiscent of the golden days of social media.

I know you think social media hasn’t been around long enough to have golden days.

But it has.

That’s because the world changes so fast nowadays, the golden days could be like a few weeks ago.

I remember when proprietary software was acceptable.

Now you have to be on standards-based platforms of Microsoft origin in order to have the widest adoption of your software.

Even people who like to waste time don’t have the time anymore to do so—they did when the software that drove things was proprietary; now the standard calls for efficiency and no more time wasting.

If all I did was blog maybe I could hang out a lot on Facebook, get into Twitter more (should I?) and go back to spending entire mornings online before realizing that even though I just ate breakfast (four hours ago), it is now time for lunch (and hopefully more web time afterwards).

Busy and fast, fast and busy.

That’s the way we have to be.

Some bloggers are so fast to create their postings they do things like type the word to to twice without realizing they’ve done it. My word processor knew it wasn’t a typo and even alerted me to the fact I repeated the word “to.”

That means my word processor was able to prevent a mistake other than a typo or a grammatical error.

That is comforting and sad simultaneously. Comforting because I can confidently compose here without worrying about whether I will make many mistakes that will make it to hittingthesweetspot; painful because it sometimes feels like I’m being controlled way too much by technology.

Image representing iPhone as depicted in Crunc...

Image via CrunchBase

An event just went off on my iPhone reminding me to finish this now. Nah, who am I kidding? I’m not that important. I just want to go back online unnecessarily, look at nothing in particular and spend time I can never have back.

TTFN.

 

 

 

Friends sew laughter into healthy life fabric

In Uncategorized on January 17, 2013 at 7:06 pm
Friendship 7

Friendship 7 (Photo credit: NASA on The Commons)

Sew you had a hard day.

I mean, soo you had a difficult time during sunshine hours.

Who do you turn to?

Where do you go?

Where everybody knows your lame? I mean, name?

Hardly.

What you need is a friend.

You’ve got a friend.

Hate the James Taylor song, love the sentiment.

If

You’ve got a friend, you have a lot.

A friend can pick you up in the worst of situations that you may be experiencing.

As a guy, I have never had a huge number of friends that were guys.

I have had a lot of friends that are women (and still are for that matter).

Women seem to have a lot of friends that are both guys and girls.

They even have girlfriends they have known since grade school.

Guys typically do not.

Generally-speaking, guys would rather lie on the couch with a beer, a bag of Doritos and ESPN blaring on the tube.

Nacho Cheesier flavor Doritos

Nacho Cheesier flavor Doritos (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Guys don’t do interaction with other guy friends.

They are islands unto themselves.

Women know the value and health benefits of networking and maintaining social circles of good friends and acquaintances, much more so than guys do.

How do I know this?

I just do.

You thought I was going to cite studies that back up my assertions, didn’t you.

Fooled ya!

Here at hittingthesweetspot by Bob Skelley we serve no studies until it’s time.

That is, we just don’t serve them at all.

For is a blog a blog with studies in it? Or is it just a blog that contains studies?

I suggest it is not a blog if there are studies. Studies are boring. Just talking about them the little I just did makes me want to find a link and click out of this story.

But if I do that, you will miss something important as we are through discussing studies and now return you to our regularly scheduled blog posting.

Women should be ruling the world.

They are much better adjusted emotionally than men, generally-speaking.

Men hold everything in, their arteries harden and they die.

Women emote, have a regular series of health issues they address in a timely fashion, and live better, longer lives than men.

I have seen women crying when they are disappointed in themselves.

Men wait to cry until they are alone. Then when they do, they question why they are crying.

“Should I see a shrink? I’m crying here alone in the dark for Cripes sake!”

They miss the whole therapeutic point of crying in the first place by doing so.

Cry and move on.

Move on and cry.

Then cry and move on again.

In a way, women are already ruling the world.

They are holding more positions of power and authority than they used to.

These are positions that traditionally have been men’s country.

Now, it is women in board rooms who are the players and power brokers.

This has seemingly happened overnight and in a way it has.

Men’s advancement has been stunted by not knowing how to live and be men anymore.

They want a 21st century rule book for how to play the game.

Women know the secret to success, always have.

They practice it every day they live.

Friends

Friends (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Men can’t wait to get home and plop on the couch.

In the old days, it was with a newspaper.

Now it’s just with TV or video games.

Women meet up with friends.

That’s right.

That’s all it is.

They even, shhhh, talk with friends.

We hear them laughing with their friends on the phone.

We are a little envious of their lives and all their great friends who share good laughs with them.

Guys…life is just better with friends.

You’ll laugh more if you have them.

You’ll live healthy longer laughing with them.

Come get ya some.

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